Am I Dirty?!

I have begun wondering if people think that I'm dirty...that perhaps I have the need to bathe frequently. You know, the obsessive 27 baths and or showers a day kind of bathing. Or, are some thinking, "Does she have the need to bathe with 27 different handknit washcloths to go along with her need to bathe with French soaps?"
I do readily admit that I'm deeply in love with nice French soaps...and, I enjoy bathing with handknit washcloths...those yummies knit with Blue Sky cotton yarn.
Anyway, back to my thoughts .... Does this thought prevail?! Do ya'll think that I'm dirty or have an obsessive bathing disorder?! Or, do you know that I've recenty been rebitten by the design a lot of washcloths bug?! I'm thinking that that's it, right?! Ya'll really don't think of me as dirty, right?! Why, oh why do such thoughts travel around in my head?! I look at it like this...since I've decided to blog, I'm going to share these weird thoughts that pop into my mind.
I think that these girls are enjoying bathing with French soaps and handknit washcloths, too! You know, back when girls used to bathe in the river with hats on!
Okay, yes, yes, yes....I have the NEED to design more washcloths..don't know why, really. I think it's got a LOT to do with Blue Sky cotton yarn...I LOVE it! So, that's what I'm doing...knitting up this and that pattern that I conjure and then I do the painstaking writing of the pattern from my "chart"...LOL, if you want to call these things that I make "charts"...I know what they mean (as I'm knitting) and...I know that no one else could decipher these nonsensical notes. And, if I don't write the pattern quickly..I will forget what's meant by the scribblings on paper.
I'm off to knit, I just felt this overwhelming desire to ask the question..."Do you think I'm dirty?" or, "Do you just think I'm a normal, crazy knitter?"...you know, like the rest of you!